Wedding Wednesdays: All The Single Ladies!

I have to admit, I am completely plagiarizing myself today. I
wrote this blog, at least an extremely similar one, for a different blog a few
years ago. Since it’s one of my favorite subjects, and I hate reinventing the
wheel, I’m coping my own work. It’s good news for you all though!

You know Beyonce’s song “All The Single Ladies?” I used to love it. It
let me put my hand up in the air, and wave it like I just didn’t care, at all
the bars in college. I had dance parties in my jammies to that song. It was an
anthem for us single girls waving goodbye to all the men who’d wronged us.
Then, in a moment notice, at a wedding I was attending, this song became a
moment of dread. “All The Single Ladies” was suddenly ripped of its
girl-power qualities and became the signal that it was time to make your way to
the dance floor for the bouquet toss.. AKA time for me to hide behind the
closest bridesmaid!

It’s true, I’m not a fan of this tradition, at least not entirely. It is believed
that the woman who catches the bouquet will be the next to marry. I like this
part – I’ll take any luck I can get to get me to the altar next! Then, the
groom usually retrieves the garter from the bride’s leg and tosses it to the single
men. The same luck applies to he who catches it. That is all fine and well.
From there, in Western PA at least, the single man places the garter on the leg
of the single woman. Here is where my red flag goes up. I’m not real keen on
the idea of some guy I’ve never met sliding something lacy up my leg,
especially if he’s been hitting up the open bar all night. Even more mortifying
would be a relative catching the garter. There’ really no need for Uncle George
to adorn me with something found at Victoria’s Secret. Awkward!!

So, what’s a girl to do? I know as wedding planner, it’s my job to give the bride
the wedding she desires and deserves, so I’d never tell her to nix this
tradition if she wanted it. As a guest, I’ll continue to do my duty; shuffle
reluctantly to the dance floor when called and move hell and high water to
dodge that flowery bullet. I do, however, have some suggestions for brides, or
bridesmaids who share my sentiment.

  

1. Personalized item for all: The bouquet/garter toss tradition has it’s roots in the 14th
century, when wedding guests would tear off pieces of the bride’s garments,
because they were thought to bring luck. When the newly wedded women got tired
of being attacked, they began throwing personal items, like their garters, at
the crowd. In keeping with this idea, you can throw, or pass out, something
personalized to all the single women. These items could be monogrammed
chocolates, single flowers like those in your bouquet or t-shirts silk-screened
with your favorite saying, song lyrics or silly picture of you and your groom.
You could also give the girls scented candles, or mixed CDs of your and your
hubby’s favorite songs. My favorite idea is personalized tubes of lip gloss
like these from LipLove. Single girls really need to
keep those lips smooth right? Anything goes with this idea, as long as it’s
something near and dear to your heart. Just make sure you have some idea of how
many single ladies you’ve invited! (This also works for the groom and garter
toss.)

 

2. Cheers: You can toast your marriage with your single friends by taking your favorite
alcoholic shot with them. Underage single guests can participate with sparkling
cider, juice or any drink they have on hand. They could also be given a piece
of chocolate to eat at the same time you take the shot.

3. Anniversary Dance: This one is my favorite. The DJ announces that you’d
like for all the married couples to join you on the dance floor to see who has
been married the longest. Once everyone is there, he tells everyone to please
remain on the dance floor if you’ve been married for five years or less. He
keeps announcing in increasing increments of five as couples leave the floor.
Once 50 years is announced, each year is announced separately until the longest
married couple is found. They are then presented with the bouquet and garter.
The last wedding I attended did this, then the DJ asked the couple to share
words of wisdom to the newlyweds. It’s such a sweet moment!

4. All the ladies (and gentlemen): If you don’t like the idea of singling out
all your unmarried guests, have all the women and men participate in the
bouquet and garter toss.

5. When in Finland, do like the Finlanders?: You, the bride, are blindfolded and the
single women make a circle around you. You turn slowly in one direction, and
the women, holding hands, circle around you in the opposite direction. The
women stop, and you hand your bouquet to the woman facing you. She’s the lucky
winner!

6. Just rig it!: If there is an engaged couple, or soon-to-be engaged couple in
attendance, you can always plan for the bouquet and garter to go to them. Just
make sure you’ve cleared it with the couple, or know they’ll appreciate the
surprise. Also, tell your wedding party to inform the other guests that Ken and
Barbie are meant to catch the tossed items.

Whether it be the traditional way or something new, anything
goes when it comes to the bouquet and garter portion of your reception, so do
it your way and have fun! And for all the single ladies, like me, who cringe at
the thought of this, be a good sport and go for it. Who knows, the man who
catches the garter might just be your knight in shining armor!

XO Stephanie

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10 responses

  1. Ok, so in the wedding front (get mad if you want) but more than the stranger danger associated with the slightly sweaty beer holding man groping your leg, I don’t enjoy children at wedding receptions. I just don’t think its a place for them.
    B. In my wedding planning days I have to admit, I have seen some seriously awesome throw-downs for the bouquet… which is the ever entertaining moment that many people wait for, camera ready. … I do really like the Finnish tradition though. They are so civilized

    • I was wondering who you were! I probably should have been able to figure that out! I understand both sides to the adult-only wedding arguement. I think it comes down to budget, venue capacity, and the overall crowd. If the children are well-behaved, it can be fun to have them there for dancing and playing. I think you run a risk of offending the parents, but on the flip-side, I think they may also be grateful for a mandatory night out without the kiddos.

      You are right about the throw-downs! I was thinking about them as I edited my post. They are definitely worth the boquet toss. I do really like both the bouquet toss and the garter toss, I just hate the tradition of the garter catcher adorning the bouquet catcher. I was talking to a coworker from St. Louis and she’d never heard of the tradition of the exchange. Do they do this in Buffalo?

      • Yes, they do it in Buffalo. I’m pretty sure they do it most place around the Northeast. The garter toss may be a new addition. A lot of brides are also going with fake or miniature versions of their actual bouquets and keeping the real ones.

        Also, budget permitting I would hire a babysitter. Pay some kid $100 to watch the little ones at the hotel with a friend. In the grand wedding scheme $100-200 is not that big a deal to have your friends with little ones there and save the hassle of putting the burden on your guests.

      • Zuzi, psi co sme mali doma su predani alebo sakapni, takze mame noveho. Deti su starsie tak uz to pes snad pri nich prezije.Jaro there are new pictures now, it is ok that you don’t like the dog, but we will speak about it when I come for visit. It might be soon I am loooooooooooking forward.

  2. I personally have no issue with the western-PA version of the tradition, but that could very well be because I’ve never seen it happen where it was raunchy in any way; I’m sure I would be much more wary if I had ever experienced anything that was more than PG.

    In fact I was the “lucky” single lady to get the bouquet at my cousin’s wedding a couple of years ago; I was almost 21 at the time and the guy who caught it was 25. Frankly I didn’t care about the garter “situation” as he looked mortified and only put it an inch above my knee while I made funny “faux-surprised” faces. It was only awkward an hour or so later when I found out (from my twenty something male cousin) that all of the guys standing waiting for the garter were debating how old I was and had settled on 15. #Yikes

    Despite the increasing stigma that seems to be associated with being one of the single women waiting, arms extended, behind the bride, I plan to continue standing tall because using the past as evidence, I need all the (relationship) luck I can get! (In other words…get your gameface ready for 9/1/12. #bringitonsteph –If Jess decides to do the bouquet toss of course :-D)

    Yes, I #hashtagged in a blog comment

    • Hahahaha I love that you hasatagged. #hilarious! My game face is ON for Jess’ wedding!

      I do think the tradition is nice – I’ll probably have it at my own wedding – but I have definitely seen some raunchy ones that have soured the experience for me. Now, if I’m at a wedding with a good-looking cast of male attendants, I will definitely be in line to catch that bouquet!

      #Desperate? Maybe 🙂

    • Hi Kamila Thank you for your dogsitting offer I am sorry Jaro wonb4t let you get a rabit. I also love raibts they are so cute. Keep asking him and maybe you will succeed!We donb4t have the dog yet but we look forward going to the forest with him when we get him but I will not collect a lot of mushroom, because they donb4t taste nice! Hehe

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